Where the CEO is 10, snacks are policy
and real estate is a full-on family affair.
Some agents have assistants. I have children.
They’re unlicensed, unfiltered, and completely underqualified—but they’ve got opinions on everything from house paint to open house playlists. Honestly? They might be the most entertaining “team” in real estate.
Welcome to The Williams Group—not a real empire (yet), but a very real mom powered by three tiny consultants with big imaginations, louder voices, and endless snack requests.
Meet the team:
👑 Francesca, Age 10 – CEO (Chief Executive Offspring)
She declared herself the boss, and frankly, no one’s arguing.
Her rules?
“Don’t sell a house without asking me. If you do? I get half the money.”
Francesca dreams in square footage: beach houses, living room cinemas, trampolines in kitchens. She’s strictly against small yards and lower cabinets (“Because they’re annoying. Duh.”).
Showing outfit requirements?
Heels. Long dress. Or cowgirl boots—if the dress is short.
Her preferred closing gift? A trip to Disney or Universal. Obviously.
🎀 Isabelle, Age 7 – Director of Curb Appeal & Creative Magic
Part design diva, part hospitality queen.
She’s here for pink ceilings, cookie trays, and renamed pets.
Her must-haves?
A sweet puppy at every showing. Signs that say “We sold a house!”—preferably glittered and…
“Every room should be pink. Even the bathroom. Even the ceiling.”
Tired mom workaround?
“Just send them a picture. Don’t go.”
Honestly… she’s not wrong.
🦖 Sebastian, Age 3 – VP of Snacks, Silliness & Dinosaur Security
He brings the chaos—and the snacks.
Dream home criteria?
Red.. With cereal dispensers, indoor slides, and “baby dinosaurs who are only nice.”
Marketing plan?
Shout “YAY!” and show off his dinosaur. Boom. Sold.
Open house menu?
Goldfish crackers and cupcakes. Because “that’s what you say when someone buys a house. Let’s have cupcakes!”
So, what is The Williams Group, really?
It’s me—a real estate agent (and snack wrangler) doing my best to juggle showings, shoe-tying, and the occasional glitter explosion.
Our business meetings happen in the car. Our listings sometimes come with cookie crumbs and crayon commentary. And while my kids might not be on the paperwork, they’re in everything I do.
Because “home” isn’t just walls and windows. It’s where your people—and sometimes your dinosaurs—live.
🏡 Thinking about buying or selling?
I bring real advice, real effort, and maybe the occasional pink paint recommendation from my Creative Director.
Let’s find your happy place. Sparkles optional. Love guaranteed.
The Real Estate Housewife 